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No Time To Bleed

Just like I made a track for The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast for their segment on ridiculous action movies called “Impossible White Man,” I decided to lay a track down for the Nerdpocalypse Podcast as well for their action movie segment, “No Time to Bleed.” Shoot, I might just make an EP.

Lyrics

Come on Tough Guys I got all the bullets you need
I got time to kill but got NO TIME TO BLEED
When it comes to hot lead, better to give than receive
I got you a present but got NO TIME TO BLEED

I GOT – NO TIME – TO BLEED
(No not at all)
I GOT – NO TIME – TO BLEED
(No not at all)
I GOT – NO TIME – TO BLEED

NO time to Bleed

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Impossible White Man

I listen to a lot of podcasts. One of my favorites is The Black Guy Who Tips, a podcast where the slogan is, “Nothing is wrong if it’s funny.” The Podcast is hosted by Rodimus Prime and his wife Karen. In the show he brings up his favorite genre of movie, a sub-genre of Action Films called “Impossible White Man.” The qualifiers for what makes a movie fit this genre are listed on this page.  A while ago Rodimus touted Olympus Has Fallen, starring Gerard Butler, as a good example of this kind of film. I finally got around to watching it and it inspired the most amazing thing! A song by me. The one below.

Lyrics

How does he do it
Is he specially trained
If it moves he can shoot it
It cannot be explained
He’s not unlikely, not just improbable
Mows down his enemies, he’s so unstoppable
Survives by any means, it seems illogical
He is the White Man, we call impossible
He is impossible
(Impossible White Man!)
He is the white man, we call impossible
(Impossible White Man!)
He is impossible
(Impossible White Man!)x4
He is impossible

IWM

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Recognition

I was thinking about the creative process and who I do art for after watching Jon Favreau‘s film Chef. The movie touched me a lot, I saw how easily adaptable the story was for any artistic endeavor, not just the culinary arts. I had a mix of emotions about the film, from a slight twinge of nostalgia and jealousy at the chance to work with my friends and make great art at the same time, to having to claw myself back up to the bottom and then rise to the middle and dream about the top.

Anyway I wrote a song about what the creative process means to me and maybe a few other artists out there. It’s a work in progress with my heart firmly on my sleeve.

 

 

unbalanced

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Let’s Go, Again

Let's-GO

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May 26, 2014 · 9:34 am

Like Magic Mike – Revised

like magic mike-revised

the original is found here.

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Bringing Down The House of Wax

bringing down wax

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May 10, 2014 · 11:12 am

Daredevil’s Advocate

 

More movie mash-ups. Daredevil/Devil’s Advocate.

daredevils-advocate

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Alone in the Room

 

 

Been a long time since I’ve done a movie poster. Here’s a mash-up of Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark and Tommy Wiseau’s The Room.

alone in the room

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May the 4th Be With You

Grevious and Hutthead-web

I woke up this morning with this idea in my head, and later realized it was May 4th. Kismet.

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Always Ready

T-Shirt design for so badass it hurts contest on cracked.com.

Always Ready-72dp

I went with 80s action movie motifs. Rambo’s hair and headband. Dutch’s vest with grenades from Predator. A BFG . Nun chucks, so many American Ninja  and martial arts movies in the 80s. Chuck Norris’/Burt Reynold’s mustache. Aviator Sun Glasses.  Arnold’s trademark cigarrs. This is what action looked like to me as a kid. Hopefully the judges think so too.

If they don’t I’ll post in in zazzle and or cafepress.

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