Category Archives: comedy
But I CAINT!!
My mind was being fried by the cute animal gif gig I’ve been doing, so I went to cracked.com in the forums and looked in the Artist Work Order Thread. Someone requested this:
Hey folks! Mind if I ask for a two-panel thing? Imagine a dumb middle-aged guy, looks a bit like Woody Harrelson with a crew cut. In the first panel he’s all listless, you know, just kind of out of it, and he’s saying “I want one too…” But then in the second panel he bursts into anger, and he’s shaking his fists and quivering with his eyes bulging out and everything. He’s shouting, “BUT I CAIN’T!!” I’d really appreciate it if somebody could draw that for me. Thanks in advance!I thought it would be a fun exercise, so I whipped this up in about half an hour or so.
I hope the guy can use it. It was fun.
Mogadishu Video
Mogadishu is fascinating to me, so I drew him a bit more for a video for the song Gunpowder and Toast. Below are some pieces i did for the video.
Devistate Cities
Hot Lead
44 door to door
And here’s the video.
Filed under Art, beeboy, comedy, Comics, Entertainment, music, photoshop, story time
More Wanna Buy Art and Video
So I decided to work on a video for the song Wanna Buy?. In doing so I worked up a new series of images featuring that little hellspawn Damian from the remake of the cult horror classic, The Omen.
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- Kid on the corner selling soda
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- Kid looking into your soul
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- Kid staring you down
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- Kid teleporting you to a cemetary
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- Kid with Bright Eyes
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- Kid transporting you to Hell
You may notice the brand of soda he’s selling isn’t familiar, hopefully.
Also, a video below.
And let’s not forget the original image.
the stuff of nightmares 1
It’s probably being made, RIGHT NOW!!!
Filed under comedy, Entertainment, graphics, hollywood, photoshop, pop culture
Chick Flicks From An Alternate Universe
I know some of you have to endure the biggest night for dating and romance in all of western society. Valentine’s Day. It’s crazy, this movie The Vow, starring Channing Tatum, a pretty boy with all the personality of barn wall, beat Denzel’s new flick Safe House at the box office this past weekend. If you had to see The Vow, consider yourself lucky. These are the Date Movies playing now on an alternate Earth.
Who Gave Me Herpes?
Some people have trouble finding the one. She’s having trouble finding the one who infected her.
Private Dancer
Former stripper leaves the game to be all she can be, turns out all she can be is a stripper.
unCONVENTIONal LOVE
A guy on a business trip has a mix up at the convention center, he’s in love with a cosplayer, but she never gets out of her costume. He doesn’t seem to mind.”
85 and Pregnant
“Due to a mix-up at the pharmacy, this octogenarian is due to be an octo-mom.”
The sad thing is the movies men love from our universe haven’t been spared. It’s all Romance all the time on the sad Earth our scientists discovered. Batman, Gladiotor, Oldboy all RomComs. Don’e believe me, just look.
Love and Dumplings
“The man is wrongly imprisoned, everything else about their love, is just wrong.”
Commodus’ Colosseum
“He’s great at in a sword fight, mainly because he’s such a prick.”
“When he was young someone told him all women love a man with a sense of humor, he took that to heart. Now he’s stealing hearts everywhere.”
What this alternate universe got wrong though was what they consider high art. In our universe Earth Girls Are Easy was a cheesy b-movie comedy, over in the alernate universe, it swept the Oscars.
Happy Valentine’s Day, lucky people of the slightly less absurd Earth.
Filed under alternate universe, comedy, Entertainment, graphics, hollywood, photoshop
Ungowa Soul Power 